The Yak and Daggett spinning during the song.
"Nice, Safe, and Fair" is a song from "Yak in the Sack". It is sung by the Yak to convince that only good games are nice, safe, and fair.
Song credits[]
- Performed by the Yak
- Written by Charlie E Brissette & Micah Ian Wright
Lyrics[]
Verse 1[]
Oh, Daggett, please do not despair. I do not play games witch hurt, trap or snare.
The only good games are nice, safe, and fair.
Daggett: Go faster, Yak!
This game is ungood, not nice safe or fair. This game drives poor Daggett to curse, and to swear.
This game is dangerous, hazardous, jeopardous, perilous, bad for us.
Verse 2[]
I know how you feel, I see that you're mad. I rather you were all happy and glad.
So please pick a game that won't make you sad.
Norbert: How about tag?
That game is no good, Dag might hit his hand on outcropping wood.
Daggett: (Struggles) No, I won't.
Norbert: Let's play some Go Fish?
Card games are naughty.
Norbert: I'm king of the couch!
That makes you seem haughty. You must choose again. Your games all appre…
Norbert: Try musical chairs!
That's cruel to the chairless.
Norbert: Aliens invade!
That game I dissuade, if aliens came, I throw a parade!
Norbert: Aliens don't even exist! Why are you protecting them?
Verse 3[]
Out? you want me out? But every dam needs a Yak about.
Under the sink, eating all the grout!
Verse 4[]
There is still some bad in your dam by the pond, but I will fix all with this tap of my wand.
Your war toys become Zoo zeltzy Zangs.
Hot oven no more, it's a Growsaur. Sharp scissors they were, now a Kleeber.
These ugly thing made into nice shapes, like Flangbots made from your horror film tapes.