Daggy Horton

"Daggy Horton", performed by Michael Stanton, is a short song from "Sang 'Em High".

Lyrics

You call me names,
I'll call you more names back.
You say I'm a moron,
You're a big ol'...thingy

And a total jerk,
who's really stupid.
Like a piece of wood,
Mr. Nincompoop-head.

You call me names,
I'll call you more names back.
Lunkhead, lumber-breath, poopy-pants,
You're a total goober.

And that's that!

Allusions

• The song title is a spoof of the late country and rockabilly singer Johnny Horton.

Songwriters

• Charlie Brissette

BMI Work # 4708525

See also

• Daggett Beaver
• "Sang 'Em High"
• "Daggy Bennett"
• "Dag-a Nova"