Daggett Beaver/Quotes

"That was nuts!" -Recurring catchphrase

"I can't believe it, Norbert. Our own parents kicked us out!" -Daggett's first lines in the series in "Born to Be Beavers"

"You're not the only boss groovy righteous dude around here...MAN!" -Daggett in "Long in the Teeth"

"[reading a sign] Destructive testing. Oooh! Sound constructive!" -Daggett in "Bye Bye Beavers"

"SATURDAY! And Norb is more annoy-ed than ever! I am doom-ed to live the SAME WEEK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR THE REST OF THE OVER-MY-OVER LIFE!" -Daggett in "Same Time Last Week"

"Alright you stupid river! Make way for Daggett! The Beaver King of Dams!" -Daggett in "A Dam Too Far"

"Exactly one year ago, for one Lickedy Split, you promised you would do whatever I want for one whole day!" -Daggett in "You Promised!"

"If he can be Mr. Cool...SO CAN I!" -Daggett in "Long in the Teeth"

"HEY CHICKEN NECK! YOU SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER!" -Daggett in "Up All Night"

"Uh uh uh, you don't wanna mess with The Big Frog, sonny." -Daggett in "The Big Frog"

"THERE'S A GIANT FLY ATTACKING THE SCHOOL!" -Daggett in "Stump Looks for His Roots"

"I am gonna chew up and SPIT OUT that overgrown splinter!" -Daggett in "Guess Who's Stumping to Dinner?"

"Look. I'm willing to let bygones be bygones...come back and help me finish the dam and I'll let you stay." -Daggett to Norbert in "Born to Be Beavers"

"A pretend party is better than a real brother who...doesn't want you around..." -Daggett in "Tree's Company"

"Alright fine. I'll climb your DUMB tree and get your DUMB twigs...you DUMB DUMB DUMB GUY!" -Daggett in "I Dare You"

"OH LET ME KEEP HIM, NORB! PLEEEEASE! I'll-I'll feed him, and walk him, and clean up all his shu-shu and caca! I promise!" -Daggett in "Moby Dopes"

"Someone tried to kill our door!" -Daggett in "My Bunnyguard"

"ONCE AND FOR ALL THIS TRAIN IS GOING DOWN!" -Daggett in "Gift Hoarse"

"Three days, Norb. He's been here for THREE WHOLE DAYS! If he has one more "superfunthingtodo", I'M GONNA STRANGLE HIM!" -Daggett in "The Bing That Wouldn't Leave"

"GOOOO BEAVERS! HAHAHA YES! Oh boy, the beavers are gonna kill these guys! I don't even know why they bothered to show up!" -Daggett in "Go Beavers!"

"I peed." -Daggett in "Up All Night II: Up All Day. The Reckoning"

"BEING SNOWED IN ISN'T BAD ENOUGH! NOW I HAVE TO LOSE ALL THE STUPID MAKE-BELIEVE GAMES! GAMES THAT DON'T EVEN HAVE A RULEBOOK! THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!!!" -Daggett enraged in "Snowbound"

"For the love of Mike Gerard's overbuilt truck STOOOOOOOOP! It's like a bagful of cats gargling razorblades." -Daggett criticizing Norbert's singing in Stare and Stare Alike!